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KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who’s there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip Sawman!
What is
Philip doing at the door?
Well he is
knocking!
Why is he
knocking?
Because he
wants to get in!
Why does he
want to get in?
Because he wants
to come see you!
Why does he
want to come see me?
Because he
has something to tell you!
What does have
to tell me?
Something very
very important!
How
important is that thing?
It’s something
really really important.
Then you
should knock the door first.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who is
there?
It’s the repair
man!
What does the
repairman want?
He would like
fix some of your blocked pipes?
What has
blocked my pipes?
Some oil, or
food remains or whatever, I don’t know!
What is oil
doing in my pipes?
It came from
your dishes cleaning!
Are you an
oil man?
No! But I am
here to fix your problem!
What problem?
Your pipes
are blocked! They need some servicing!
Could you please
let me in? We can talk this over inside.
Then you
should knock the door first
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who is there?
It’s the scouts
master
What does
the scouts master want?
He wants you
to keep the flag for a while!
What flag?
The national
flag, which belongs to the school
Then take it
to the school
I can’t!
Why can’t
you?
Coz it’s far
far away!
How far?
Hundreds of
miles away!
Then take it
to the military barracks!
No I can’t!
Why can’t
you?
Because I
would get shot if I am seen there!
Then take it
to George Washington
No I can’t!
Why?
Because he
died many many years ago.
Then take it
to your house
No I can’t!
Why can’t
you?
Because it’s
raining outside please let me in.
Then you
must first knock at the door.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who is
there?
It’s your
brother Ben!
What does my bother want?
He needs his toolbox!
What’s in the toolbox?
Some pruning tools!
To do what with?
To trim a fence!
Why trim a fence?
To prepare for a party
What party?
Your daughter’s graduation party
How soon?
Very soon, maybe you should tell me!
Tell you what?
About the event, come on, we need to talk please let me in.
Then you must knock the door first.
KNOCK! KNOCK
Who is there?...
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